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The Carson Effect 

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
The Carson Effect by Lectoex July 9, 2023

We like the cars

It's that one Porsche edit on TikTok js look it up my boy🥶
"We like the cars, the cars that go, *makes car noises and then Kanye Wests "Monster" plays"
We like the cars by 3CarEdits- November 16, 2025

Where's all the flying cars? 

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.
The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

The Mid Carson Coalition 

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"

spur of the moment carsex 

When going down on him is taking too long, he tells you to take off your pants and he climbs on top in the front seat.
OMG! Last night I had THE best spur of the moment carsex ever!

The Billy Carson Effect 

A combination of the Streisand Effect, Mandella Effect and the Dunning-Krueger Effect all rolled into one. When a person is too dumb to admit defeat and they cope so hard it glitches the matrix. Named after the famous crash out of Billy Carson in 2024 which led to everyone making reaction streams to his insane doubling down and denial of reality.
"Dude take your L like a man and move on, you don't wanna invoke The Billy Carson Effect and make it worse."