Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.

The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

by IN Famous July 2, 2010

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.

I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.

by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024

Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

Captain Morgan

When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.

It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them

You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN

by Tainty McBalls May 3, 2022