In the bank

Status of relationship with an attractive aquaintance with whom you haven't become intimate, and are not likely to ever do so, but you have committed every detail to memory for later withdrawal from the spank bank.

Tom: "Dude did you hook up with that sexy vixen you were with last night at the pub?"

Jerry: "In the bank."

by Doc BS October 2, 2012

laugh all the way to the bank

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)

If I could pull of something like that I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010

Money In The Bank

A general feeling of security. Having something to rely on. Of breathing room or freedom from worries.

When the gas in my tank, feels like money in the bank..Gonna blow it all this time. Take me one last ride.

by uberdoober May 25, 2012

Dick in the Bank

The coolest way to say what's up? or to greet a friend.

"Hey Brett, dick in the bank"

by DickintheBank December 26, 2011

Bring the bank home

when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.

Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag: Wow, you sure know how to bring the bank home!
(Alternative) Wow, you sure brought the bank home!

by Reeko Smallum June 19, 2009

spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020

Who comes last is the bank.

This phrase is often used in the context of a meeting between four people who plan to play the famous game Monopoly. It means that the last person arriving at the location has to be the bank.

You are late - Who comes last is the bank.

by oma123 September 11, 2018