Steam

The un-amazing way in which Valve has decided to let people play Counter-Strike and Half-Life, so buggy a program it is almost completley unusable.

"Damn, That's almost as buggy as Steam"

by Moh Ok? ^.^ September 15, 2003

steam

A one-shot-one-kill weapon usable by gaming companies to kill a game. See "awp".

Valve1-0 killed Counter-Strike0-1 with "STEAM"

by Willy January 11, 2004

steam

1. a waste of code designed to turn good games (like CS, dod) into piles of shit,
2. the worst way to update games,
3. a REALLY bad idea,
4. a way of getting 56k players off half-life in the hope to reduce lag but because of the fuckups in code its laggy with more than 4 people playing on a server,
5. what you get if you fart on a cold day

steam is made for valves to laugh at

by hex_ten November 23, 2003

steam

the vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air

water vapor, condensation, mist, haze, fog, moisture
"steam from the kettle"

by WhyAmIinThisWebsite February 28, 2016

Steam

Steam has two definitions.
1: Common, non-scientific name for water vapour.
2: An online games store renowned for it's frequent sales and deals.

Definition One
Inventor: "I've had an idea, I will use steam to power trains!"
Guy: "Dude, that's so 18th Century."
Definition two:
Guy: "Steam summer sale is here! Woo!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but, I would also like to eat."

by Sulphuric_Glue December 13, 2014

steam

Water in gas form. Nothing more.

Ow. The steam condensed on my arm causing a large amount of energy to be produced, thus burning me.

by Bob Newhart December 30, 2003

Steamed

The act of spamming your Twitter with Kanye quotes, and #Steamed after every sentence. Bonus points to those who favorite their own tweets.

Mate, he steamed the hell out of me last night. Did you know Kanye favorites his own tweets?

by WhiteyDoBow April 26, 2015