Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?

by barmc27 December 31, 2011

Shea Donal Mccann

A fat fucker, nicknames BIG D. Second best full forward in Antrim. Attracted to people, mainly Gay Dwarfs.

That full forward Shea Donal Mccann was nippy

by Rory Neeson April 23, 2023

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Renault McCann

Renault McCann Is A Large Motor Company That Makes and sells Cars that have the natural ability to commit disappear

I bought a Renault McCann

by maddiemccangopoof October 29, 2021

Cameron McCann

Vietnamese warrior that has somehow been shipped to Grimsby.

"Yo stop acting like Cameron McCann it is going to get you killed!"

by Davmxrjz9 October 30, 2021

Joe McCann

A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.

Yo have you seen that guy, he's a total joe Mccann

by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021

Madeleine McCann

A girl who was playing hide and seek with her friends at 7pm or 8pm and decided to play it with her dad and mum too when they got home. She has currently won hide and seek and is confirmed to NEVER have been found. They are still playing hide and seek with the little girl who is still hiding

Madeleine McCann can be hidden forever. She has been hiding for an estimated 15 years. Go try find her but she will never come out

by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022