The Joker

the act in which a male is having sex with a female while on her period and then pulls out to slap his penis across her mouth.

Hey dude, did you ever see the Batman movie? i made my girl look like the joker last night!

by Dirtier Than Dirt January 9, 2008

The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"

"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"

by timx21 February 14, 2012

The Joker

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?".

I gave her the joker last night. After I smeared her poo from one cheek to the other via the lips she got all mad at me. So I asked her "Why so serious?"

by Ian's Mustache November 3, 2009

The Joker

A sexy stealth face blasting move in where you pull your "dork" out and blow your load in a smiley face motion on the girls/boys face and when they are just about to yell at you, you say "WHY SOOOO SERIOUS!?!?!?"

I gave my bitch the Joker last night...we laughed all night long...she's all smiles now!

by Smokin' Joker October 27, 2008

The Joker

When you are havin sex with a girl while she is on her period and you pull out, wipe her blood on the sides of her lips into a smile and say "let's put a smile on that face."

My girlfriend dumped me cause I just gave her the joker.

by Day Pass July 1, 2009

The Joker

When you place your penis in your girlfriends mouth and drag it down her cheek. Bonus points if you say " Why so Serious? " before you do it.

Last night I introduced my girlfriend into " The Joker"

by KyleLawsonTV February 10, 2012

the joker

a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.

guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!

by bobbypear March 28, 2012