drinking straight from the hose

A golden shower where a woman drinks urine straight from the man's penis

Met a woman who was so dirty, she was drinking straight from the hose

by Fritdiggitydogs February 7, 2018

i was at the hospital actually

When you were actually at the hospital, most likely for a chest infection.

I was at the hospital actually for a chest infection

by trotclopper January 1, 2022

The Hosslers

The two greatest high school basketball players known to mankind, Byan Hossler a.k.a Mega-Hoss and Thomas Hossler a.k.a Super-Hoss. Play for ND high school.

Dude, did you see the Hosslers last night? It was like a fuckin hossler connection!!!

by Frank February 19, 2005

The Host

A guy who never gets the credit for anything he does.

Life
Love
Work
Everything Else

by The Host May 14, 2005

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Extract the Hostages

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.

Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.

by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008

hang up the hose

The act of a male getting married

I've had my fun old mate, I think it's time for me to hang up the hose

by Mr triller July 27, 2017