Gouche

A savory meal which is created by chiseling a frozen pot pie into chunks and then heating it in a pot on the stove.

Best if a portion is eaten directly from the pot and the rest is left (lidless) overnight to form a slight crust.

Once the crust has formed, it may be picked off with a raspoon. (A raspoon is a spoon with sharpened edges.) After picking off the crust, the raspoon should be disposed of along with the crust.

The savory gouche must be consumed momentarily before a second crust forms.

I would like some of your savory gouche.

by Corksil.com & Associates July 09, 2006

gouch

The space between the dick and the asshole

God damn my gooch is itchen, scratch right between my dick and my asshole!

by Jake Brandenburg February 26, 2003

gouche gouche goo

Gouche gouche goo is an in famous, tickling technique. Unlike the typical areas of tickling which cause laughter ( arm pits, under chin) this tickle technique is more of a sexual stimulate which is often frowned upon.

Friend: You know they say the best cure is laughter
Me: Gouche gouche goo...happy now?
Friend: No, but my penis is

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 12, 2019

Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 07, 2010

gouch

the area between the ass and ball sack.

The move that got me was when she dropped it and rubbed her ass against me gouch.

by camhenry12 November 25, 2014

gouch

That bitch tara who stabbed me with a fork in the 8th grade.

GOD DAMNIT GOUCH That really stung.

by escud0 January 29, 2003

Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. September 23, 2008