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shocking the globe 

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.
i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.
shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

dropping the gloves

The action which usually happens before a hockey fight.
Spectator 1:Whoa! he is dropping the gloves
Spectator 2:Totally!
dropping the gloves by Vitamin G August 25, 2005

The Glover Effect

When a black man (or woman. It happens with both.) uses negative experiences with their race to justify attraction to non-blacks and/or exclusion of their own. Stereotypes are also be used for this.
"One black girl called me an oreo in high school so I now I only date Latinas"

"I don't date black guys because I'm not interested in baby mama drama"

Black Scientists: "These poor people are suffering the (ughhh ughhh) phenomena of The Glover Effect! Only extensive therapy can save them now."

In the Gloset 

Someone who watches the show Glee, but who does not want anybody to know that he/she watches it
Person 1: So what did you think of that Glee episode last night?
Person 2: (panicky) WHAT?!? AHAHA i dont watch glee!! (looks around nervously)
Person 3: Still in the Gloset ey?
In the Gloset by Xyrrath October 20, 2010

loves the gloves 

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
loves the gloves by 234897324 October 10, 2018

The Glome 

A cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to bums. Also known to create psychedelic art / literature.
The Glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli

x: what?

The Glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as I biked home
2. I kept being distracted by attractive women
3. I LOST ALL OF MY GROCERIES
The Glome by thepurplemonster October 20, 2008