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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit
by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025
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The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.
Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?
by kosagui January 25, 2026
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got the gooner

Today I got the gooner from work
by Your joking November 20, 2021
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Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
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Natalie the Goonette

Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades
Person 1: Have you heard of Natalie the goonette?
Person 2: yes I heard her goonery is boundless
by Goonking December 27, 2024
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Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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