A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
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Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
Get the Mateo the gooner mug.Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades
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Get the Natalie the Goonette mug.person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
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