Gluck

An itch of the ass.

I had a very bad gluck today.

by Evee421 December 30, 2009

Gluck Gluck 10000

When u sucks u off so hard that there is a mini earth quake happens in your area and all the milfs in your local area get horny

there was an earthquake did u get that Gluck Gluck 10000

by Casey Meel April 21, 2022

Griffin Gluck

The best actor there is. Super good looking. Is in Middle School the Worst Years of My Life and Tall Girl and was a halfbred in an episode of the office etc..

Omg is that Griffin Gluck!

by Emma Chamberleen December 4, 2019

GLUCK

Gluck - to take something either yours or stolen and trade it for drugs..
EXAMPLE -Watch, T. V, rings, jewlery and trade it for drugs.

My loser brother stole my favorite expensive Movado watch and glucked it for some marijuana.

by iPhone5670 January 11, 2009

Gluck Charge

The act of cocking one's arm in preparation for a stab to the victim's kidney, followed up by a rapid movement of said arm into the direct vicinity of the target's renal area, without physical contact. Often confused with a kidney stab, the Gluck Charge is a harmless method of causing a target to flinch.

Josh Gluck Charged me in the hallway yesterday, and I felt threatened.

by rofltiks November 24, 2009

getting the gluck gluck

When you use the petting the chicken emote in destiny 2 and then die in the vex milk.

Guy 1: "DUDE I JUST PULLED OFF THE GLUCK GLUCK"

Guy 2: "Ok."

Guy 3: "getting the gluck gluck is actually very hard"

by Unpr0fessional February 11, 2022

gluck and fuck

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh

Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.

by skyscraper0102 March 17, 2023