The Garrison

slang for West Kingston, Jamaica

Mi come from The Garrison, dun know.

by L0Y January 5, 2010

The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.

Holy crap! Who fired the gardener?!?!?

by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011

narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

in the garage

a song by weezer. From their first album. (the blue album) utilizes loud, distorted guitars

In The Garage makes the popular people seem like such awful #$@(#&$)(s

by hate November 14, 2004

park the car in the garage

euphemism for intercourse

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

by guess who May 20, 2004