A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
by . . . March 25, 2020
That boy has Covid/19
by Capone37482747 April 27, 2020
EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.
It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.
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It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.
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by The Cock whisperer May 18, 2020
A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.
by 7234 May 12, 2020
The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,
*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
by viktwor April 02, 2020
That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.
by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020
According to President Trump, fake news (meanwhile the US has the most cases on the face of the Earth).
Trump on a news conference: COVID-19 is a load of crap. We need this economy start by Easter.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.
Health council: Millions could die, Sir.
Trump: I cannot win this next election without a booming economy.
Health council: Sir, there won't be anyone left to vote.
Trump: who cares, make America great again! We can also simply take down the wall to let some illegals in to boost the votes.
Health council: Sir, that presidential election promise did shit the bed.
by Danutcase March 27, 2020