A movie that is actually quite lame, with absolutely nothing groundbreaking about it (it is actually very regressive in many ways). By calling a few slo-mo scenes coupled with frenetic zooms "groundbreaking" is only indicative of the intellectual bankrupcy of today's sheeple. BTW, it is NOT AT ALL the "very definition of manhood" and men who have half an intelligence would not look up to such moldy and ancient archetypes of "manhood". If so many men weren't such dupes, they would be very very happy that this is no longer what makes a man. A man today can be much more than just some deluded military cog.
300 is an irrelevent film that feeds violent,negative impulses to a population of lost, identity stricken males in a time when such beligerent behaviour only causes sadness, tragedy, and destruction to a high degree.
by shealee March 29, 2007
by eastoakland300_chick January 06, 2005
A sexual maneuver involving 2 males and 1 female. It starts with a chinese fingertrap ( Look it up ) as the male receiving oral is about to cum he signals the other male who is fucking the female from behind, at this point the male from behind slips is arms under the females arms and pulls her back and up to his chest yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" thus creating a human shield for the man in front to "Shoot" at .
by Fro Bones May 22, 2011
300 is a racist movie with absolutely no historical basis, it is widely believed that the Spartans won the battle of thermopylae, but in reality, all they did was hold off the Persians for less than 3 days before every single one was killed. the Persians in the movie are played by black men, but in reality, Persians are whiter than Greeks.
the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.
casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000
the best approximation of forces
Greece: 300 Spartans + 5000 other greek soldiers
Persia: ~20,000 immortals + 2000-2500 fodder conscript soldiers.
casualties:
Persia: ~3000
Greece: 5000
as you can see, the Persians owned the Greeks at thermopylae, but the idiot Hollywood directors once again make the Persians look like animals.
300 sucked, don't go see it.
300 sucked, don't go see it.
by da booze man January 24, 2007
1. The number following 299, and preceding 301
2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.
3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.
4. A perfect score in bowling.
2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.
3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.
4. A perfect score in bowling.
1. ...298, 299, 300,...
2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."
3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."
4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."
3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."
4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
by Morrauk March 19, 2007
by Kkb123 January 30, 2016