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textspectations

1. Your level of expected response time to texts you send. You have HIGH TEXTPECTATIONS if you expect quick responses. Someone with LOW TEXTPECTATIONS knows that people are busy with various things in their lives, no matter what time of day it is, and so they will get back to you when they get a chance. And also if someone texts you, and you reply immediately, but they don't reply back, realizing that they may have just made a quick text when they had a spare moment in the middle of something and don't have time for a conversation.

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Her high textpectations led her to often feel ignored by her friends.
2. Textpectations could be your expectations of etiquette when texting. For example is it OK for someone to suddenly ghost in the middle of a conversation or do you expect at least a "gotta go" to let you know?
Used in a sentence:
She got a text from a friend, replied immediately with a question, but got no reply back. She got angry as she had better textpectations from that friend.
3. Waiting in suspense for a reply to a text. Agonizing text anticipation.
Used in a sentence:
He was waiting in textpectation to hear if she would go out with him Friday night.
4. What you are feeling when someone is always expecting immediate text responses.
Used in a sentence:

He was feeling a lot of textpectations from his new clingy girlfriend.
He was feeling a lot of textspectations from his new clingy girlfriend.
by Puzzling It Out May 8, 2018
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rexpectations

Whatever lofty predictions of interest, entertainment, excitement, etc. dat one has in his mind when researching da Tyrannosaurus.
As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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subverting expectations

Taking established points of previous installments in a franchice belowed by billions of people and completely destroying it to un unrecoverable state, deforming the most miniscule details as well (e.g. how gravity works in space), just because you have the power to do it while NOT taking any accountability your actions.
by Hrnek February 13, 2022
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Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.
P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.
by cstat July 6, 2023
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Great Expectations

A powerful dancing diva choir that pulverizes other show choirs with their electric moves, outstanding vocals, fancy footwork and mind boggling costumes. Under new direction since 2010, 'GE' has grown new wings and become even more badass with shows like "It's not easy being green" and "Man vs. machine", both shows that step over the safe borderline between what-were-you-thinking and why-didn't-I-think-of-that.

GE requires all members to try out each year in a two day tryout process involving dance techniques and vocal auditions. It is sometimes revered as a cult within the school district, as mandatory 8 hours practices are held after school every day during competition season.
Yep, Great Expectations really knows how to represent Twinsburg, OH. I hear they get in the paper more than their football team...
by Evilducky420 January 18, 2011
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Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
by chumlord11 March 29, 2010
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Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014
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