Armpit of Texas

Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.

Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.

by psara April 26, 2013

Texas cash advance

The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.

Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."

by sambrero57 October 10, 2013

Texas Show Down

When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.

Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!

by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019

Big Texas

When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"

I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.

by DoinUrMom November 17, 2012

Texas

The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.

See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.

by Nacogdochian August 4, 2011

texas billywaffle

It is an act in which The male pulls out before cumming and sprays it in the Female/Male's belly button like pouring fine syrup in a fresh Texas made Waffle.

"Yo Bro, I just did the Texas Billywaffle on my girl before she went to work this morning, it was delicious!"

by Jay.Cam June 29, 2017

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers

Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.

by TexasPaul October 2, 2020