Tevez

Despite being in an excellent position of wealth and stature, refusing to do contracted work at the most basic level. 'Pulling a Tevez'

Boss: Hey can you start work for me now please?
Employee: How about No.
Boss: Don't you go pulling a Tevez on me bitch.

by AngryMancini September 28, 2011

Teveze

Teveze is a nice and caring person. He will always take care of you no matter what and be there for you. He is dedicated in the things he does and once he puts his mind to it, he does it even if it take long. He has lots of friends and will take call you to make sure you are good. He tries to understand you and put up with you. If you've meet a Teveze you are in luck. He may get you upset but will always resolve the problem. Treat a Teveze good or you will regret loosing a caring friend.

Girl 1: I met a Teveze
Girl 2: Don't loose him as a friend. He's nice.

by Anonymous C-ya November 24, 2021

Tevey

Tevey is the hottest person you’ll ever meet he’s out going and the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s also loves cuddles and he would be the perfect bf for any lady because he can satisfy anyone with his massive willy. All the girls are in love with him because of his athleticism and personality

Girl: “omg have you seen tevey he’s so hot.” Girl 2: “omg I know right he’s so smart and athletic.”

by BigboiTev November 25, 2021

Pulling a Tevez

The act of not even bothering to throw a sickie. You just slouch into work and sit there, refusing to do anything

I did a pulling a Tevez at work today... I get paid £250,000 a week and I just sat there, told the manager to fuck off when he asked me to work!

by GI Jimmy Yo September 28, 2011

tever

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

by Mike September 5, 2003

shalln'tevenknow

A slurred phrase of "Shit, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about!"

Person 1:Dude, that Wild Tazmainian Grundle just at my dog!
Person 2:Shalln'tevenknow!

by black ass February 26, 2003

tevezing

The ill-adviced actions of moaning, grumbling and being a prize twat because of the misconception that the sun shines out of one's posterior. Derived from the noun Tevez meaning Ugly Argentine Gorilla with a Shit Beard.

I don't know what her problem is.Ive had enough of her tevezing.

by hanim September 29, 2011