When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.
"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.
- Darwin Awards, page 192
- Darwin Awards, page 192
by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004
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Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
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impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..
by chris morrell August 3, 2007
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Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us
One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.
Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us
One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.
Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.
He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.
The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.
The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.
by craigforsure March 26, 2013
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(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
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