Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.
Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!
Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.
by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008
Get the Texticular Fortitude mug.When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.
by hussad October 17, 2004
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by chloeg29 December 14, 2010
Get the Testicular Bull mug.When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
by Zamperinio February 3, 2018
Get the Testicular torsion mug.1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
by zc540 June 27, 2006
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Get the texticular message mug.When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.
"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."
"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."
"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."
by Ponchezied March 11, 2013
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