skin tennis

When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin

Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!

by Kashdaddy January 30, 2018

tennis

An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.

The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

tenzing

super pretty, funny, kind hearted once you get to know this person
a great friend and fabulous person

oh hot damn tenzing is the bobdiggity

by foshodohbohhoe March 31, 2010

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

tennis

The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.

Tennis is good. Basketball is bad.

by Henin-Houdini December 23, 2003

Power-tanning

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.

Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.

by simba_j August 9, 2015