serj tankian

the lead singer of system of a down.
dont tell me you didnt know who he was. o, rite, thats why u looked up his name in the first place....
see also:
daron malakian
shavo odadjian
john dolymayan

WHO can believe you

by dan December 19, 2003

tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009

Teakin

When you are with a group of friends and y’all are just laughing your lungs out, that means y’all were tweaking but on an extreme level.

“We teakin in this biishh”

by HornForPorn May 4, 2019

Serj Tankian

One of the best vocalists you will ever hear. Owner of the greatest beard in the world.

Girl 1: Did you know, Serj Tankian shaved off his beard
Girl 2: WHAT!!! HOW COULD SUCH A THI- (faints from shock)

by borntoit1 February 22, 2011

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

Tankie

1 Communists who are anti-american imperialism to the extent that they defend cartoonishly bad people/countries as long as they claim to be socialist and challenged the interests of the U.S. or some other western nation. They can be found defending Joseph Stalin, Bashar al-Assad, and North Korea.

It began as an insult to members of the Communist Party of Great Britain (CPGB), who supported the Soviet Union's response to the Hungarian Revolution (1956) and the Prague Spring in Czechoslovakia (1968)

2 People who fetishize the aesthetics of 20th century socialist states and treat communism like a social group rather than a political ideology; not everyone who calls themself communist on Twitter is a tankie.

Tankie: "I try not to argue with people Lenin would have shot."
T: "Come back after you've read theory, radlib."
T: "Happy birthday, Stalin! 🎉🎊"

by Whette Aeggue December 27, 2020

Serj Tankian

see genius.

by h-town October 13, 2003