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achilles tendon

newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon
Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!

Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!
by Hot Fudge May 13, 2007
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Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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Ripping a tendon

It is a euphemism for masturbation

"Ripping a tendon with the boys"

Past Tense: Ripped a tendon
Future Tense: Rip a tendon
Present Tense Ripping a tendon
Codie: Hey Larry, dont come in my room for the next 20 minutes ,I'm doing schoolwork

Larry: As if, it's summer. Are you ripping a tendon

Codie: yes..

Larry: Can I Join?
by Jake Pavon July 3, 2021
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Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football
Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon
by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022
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