by Nasgubbo September 3, 2022
Get the Tempurasus mug.IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
by DEFINEE July 17, 2020
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/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice
Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice
Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”
Kevin: Hey Miyu-san! What's up?
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!
next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!
next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!
next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!
next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.
by Daggom February 13, 2015
Get the tempura chick mug.Helping someone out for a period of time. Also visible in the One Direction song with the same name, written by Niall Horan. As "No Control" it's one of the more mature/edgy songs the band has written and performed. The meaning of "Temporary Fix" shows in the lyrics.
"You can call me, when you're lonely. When you can't sleep, I'll be your Temporary Fix. You control me, even if it's just tonight."
by finzi kikilino March 25, 2021
Get the Temporary Fix mug.You fucking up history.
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
It'd be like going back in time and shooting yourself in the head, you'd die, but you wouldn't appear back in time to kill yourself, so you'd have to wait until after you said you'd do it to successfully kill yourself, right? Wrong, you still wouldn't have done it, so history resets, and if you are one retarded motherfucker, you will try it again until you stop buttfucking your grandmother in her prime back in the 1940's
Adrian Shephard in Gearbox's 'Opposing Force', If you jumped into the Portal after Gordon, it would say subject terminated stating that the reason being was that you attempted to create a temporal paradox
by No clue January 21, 2008
Get the Temporal Paradox mug.A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.
" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
by CorruptDino February 24, 2018
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