Telepathetic

Being able to read what some else is thinking or going to say.
She looked at me and I looked at her, we were complete strangers but we both smirked and then giggled about the funny mans hair, we had a telepathetic moment.
by Zooter May 08, 2006
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Telepathetic

Used to describe a person who thinks they can read minds, but can't.
*based from the words "telepathy" and "pathetic"

It is usually used as a punchline when someone tries to read another person's mind and fails to do so.
Used anytime when one person cannot portray one idea to another in any way through telepathy.

Teacher: Since you are all telepathetic, I will communicate the lesson to you all orally.

Psychic: I am telepathic and can read you mind, but only for a small fee.
(client pays small fee)
Client: so can you tell me my real name?
Psychic: no
Client: so that makes you telepathetic!
by 8Red44 June 14, 2009
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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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Telepathetic

When you say something's in the future that's so obvious that there was no need of saying it
Saturday: "bro it's Sunday in 24 hours." "No shit. Your so telepathetic."
by Alfie cr matthews February 02, 2024
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Telepathetic

When you make a prediction that is so stupid there is no need to say it
(Time 3:59) "bro it's going to be 4:00 in one minute!" "No shit your so telepathetic
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Telepathetic

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.
John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.
by Shihabrk November 20, 2020
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telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.
What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!
by osmahad42 November 28, 2020
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