teener

teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'

Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010

teener

Half an eightball. Refering to cocaine.

He has a teener

by Caliman02 December 3, 2002

teefed

teefed originated from the caribbean as most words did it means to taken, stolen or jacked

Chantelle:where's your phone?
Kariss:it got teefed at the train station

by paris knowles May 13, 2005

Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.

Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?

by Mudholemike February 18, 2019

theferalbeans

They are the coolest people out there, they are dream smp stans and they are super cool

Person 1: Have you seen theferalbeans??

Person 2: No, who are they?

Person 1: Let me send you a link!

by Funnelnorris June 9, 2021

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016