technically

to start a sentance instead of basically

technically the animalls came in 2 by 2 horrah horrah!
so technically nothing is on my agenda tommorow..

by leogets2007 October 22, 2006

Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

technically inclined

It means you can computer, which is apparently, a rare skill. Most of the sht you can do any Joe schmoe can do but is too lazy or is below 90 IQ to know how to do. so not being absolutely retarded when it comes to computers magically makes you a computer wiZZard and a no life nerd that knows everything about puters and not just because you don't think computers are of satan and you have been using them most of your life.

My computer is broken (because it is full of malware, bloatware, and sht because I am a total idiot who can't stop downloading random sht from shady sites, and don't know how to reinstall windows, what the vast majority of my"tech" friends do anyway.) let me just call up my technically inclined nErd friend, he will fix it like majick.

by tanman654 March 26, 2018

technically i'm a virgin

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."

The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"

by Tighnit March 4, 2014

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.

I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019

technocality

Some minuscule bu**s**t anomaly in a piece of modern music.

A plagiarism lawsuit against a small garage band was thrown out on a technocality.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006