Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Teboho

He is a tall, dark and handsome man. Full of charm and loves to get his way which he usually does thanks to his perseverance. This is a forever youthful man who is ambitious, strong and masculine yet gentle, sweet and loving atthe the same time. He is very domesticated, traditional, smart and humble. He can be a handful with his grumpiness at times but once understood he becomes the man of your dreams.

Teboho is my kind of guy

by Daisyadi July 31, 2018

Tebjz

Is A Guy From Sweden Who Makes Awesome youtube Videos That Are Both Hilariouly Commentated On And Beastly In Content.

His Opening To Most Videos Is:

"What Up Guys? Tebj Here, To Tha Face! To Tha Face!"

Trivia -

Most Viewed Swedish youtube Channel Ever!

Gamer 1: Check Tebjz Out On Youtube, He Got This Awesome Video You Will Have To Touch Yourself Over It.

Gamer 2: I doubt it but ill check it out.....
----------------LATER THAT NIGHT---------
Gamer 2: WOW! Where'd My Tissues GO?

by xallaraParallax March 26, 2010

Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.

Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.

by Broncos15 January 11, 2012

Tim Tebag-ged

Being grossly overhyped for popular beliefs in lieu physical talent of and then getting embarrassed in front of a national television audience by losing a decisive game.

We lost 52-3 after our quarteback was called "the messiah". We got Tim Tebag-ged.

by archon123 January 20, 2012