Tea Bagger

Conservatives who masquerade as “concerned citizens”. Politically similar to the Nationalist, Socialist movement, which gained wide popularity in certain parts of Europe in the 1930s. The TEA BAGGERS pride themselves on ranting incoherently, misspelling protest signs, and their ability to disqualify other humans by the color of their skin or sexual orientation. Many TEA BAGGERS enjoy NASCAR, lynchings, chronic masturbation, beating their wives, and shoving taped up shampoo bottles in their asses.

I didn't get enough attention as a child, so I joined the TEA BAGGER movement in order to meet other angry racists. Also, I have a small penis, which is also why I joined the NRA.

Also See - FLAMING DOUCHEBAG

by DickSickDick March 27, 2010

iced tea bagger

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips

When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger

by adam November 22, 2004

tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009

tea-bagger

Right wing Corporate Fascist, who likes to host or attend "tea party", tax revolt gatherings.

Sarah Palin is a tea-bagger.

by Frank 4523 April 8, 2010

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003

Boston Tea Bagger

To dunk a bag of Hot Beans on a females face, generally after walking through Piers Park.

John and Samantha were walking through Piers Park, they stopped to purchase some Hot Beans from Carl.

Samantha got down on the ground, John proceeded to hover over and slowly dunk his Hot Beans on her face.John then stated, "Nothing like a good Boston Tea Bagger in Piers Park!"

Samantha shouted in joy, "I love your Hot Beans!".

by Carl The Bean Vendor April 4, 2010