Taxidinker

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

Robert: "Mom laid the cow penis on the kitchen counter when she was cooking last night instead of throwing it out. Yuck!"
Billy: "Butchers don't give you the penis, Robert... That sounds like a taxidinker if you ask me. Your mom is hot."
Robert: "Shut up, Dad!"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Taxidomy

The art of of stuffing dead animals to make them look super derpy.

"That dead bobcat looks like Dom!"
"Yes, that is taxidomy at its finest"

by Schweinebub June 4, 2014

tavina

Tavina is the girl that everyone wants to be friends. Sweet, kind and caring. If a Tavina has claimed you as a friend she will have your back no matter what. Piss her off though and she will give you a glare so cold even a white walker would shiver. FInd yourself a Tavina because she is the best person I know!

WOW! You have a Tavina?! Im so jelly I need to find one too!!!

by stuckling May 20, 2018

Tavish DeGroot

The real name for the Demoman from the First person shooter Team Fortress 2.

Person 1: Did you know Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot?
Person 2: Why would I know that.
Person 1: Didn't you read the comics?

by poploop345 January 27, 2021

tavish

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Scottish
Anglicized form of Thàmhais, vocative case of TÀMHAS. Alternatively it could be taken from the Scottish surname MacTavish, Anglicized form of Mac Tàmhais, meaning "son of Thomas".

2. tavish, a quiet, thin, tall, cute boy who rules at maths and chemistry

3. a good wish, the ideal name for a boy child

1.man!.. that cute dude topped his 'O'levels at maths.. he's such an tavish!

2.man: hi my name is thomas...
boy: oh is your son tavish?

3. i tavished yesterday for my grandmum's birthday

by manaus December 25, 2007

Tavish

A tall, cute boy, with a deep sexy voice, great in the bed if you know what I mean and has a lot of friends, if he likes you you’ll be the only one he likes. He rarely lies and when he does it’s for a good matter, he’s also funny and can make anyone laugh.

Girl 1: Damn look at that boy🤤
Girl 2: That MUST be a Tavish

by Horny girlz May 31, 2019

Tavis

A name that quite often causes confusion for stupid people.

A person called Tavis. 'Hello my name is Tavis.'
A stupid person. 'Nice to meet you Travis.'
A person called Tavis. 'No. My name is Tavis!'
A stupid person. 'Oh, right. Sorry. Hello Thomas!'

by Tavis_orig October 4, 2006