noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.
Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.
by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008

Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.
by Captain Suit April 29, 2005

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.
by chris76432 May 22, 2009

"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"
by Militzz October 14, 2015

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018

by marsz July 8, 2017

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022
