cunt tassel

noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.

Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.

by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008

booby tassels

A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.

Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.

by Captain Suit April 29, 2005

Tassel Cock

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.

Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.

by chris76432 May 22, 2009

Nipple Tassel(ing)

When you rub/flick your nipples with sheer force and urge.

"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"

by Militzz October 14, 2015

Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.

Put your minge tassels away!

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022

Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018

Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.

'James is an absolute wank tassel!'

by kazherine July 3, 2016