tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tarrentino

Begin to tell the story and then tell the back story - in reverse order...

I finally slugged the guy.... but lets Tarrentino it...

by Steve B Scranton April 12, 2008

Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

tardnasium

A place for the advancement of mentally retarded individuals.

Guy 1: "Hey, where are you going after school?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"

by kaptns January 30, 2008

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006