sandwich bag o' tequila

An ill-advised way to sneak tequila into a sporting event or other dry ceremony. Often accompanied by a straw.

Mike rocked out that sandwich bag o' tequila last Saturday.

by mkade June 15, 2009

tequila enema

Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz

During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.

by happyluke June 14, 2010

tequila cock blast

When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.

Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.

by Steevo Jolly August 2, 2019

Tequila Ganatra

Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.

Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.

"Can we get 7 tequila ganatras please?"

by x2shar September 23, 2019

tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar but in a tequila dress. One of best waifus

Weeb 1: Tequila Joseph is the best waifu

Weeb 2: Indeed

by SONO CHI NO SADAMEE January 1, 2021

Taquito Slayer

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd

Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!

by undercut December 13, 2021

tila tequila

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

by enoughshotstoshare September 28, 2006