tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

TaquitoFail

the lamest possible level of fail - when you just fail at life. like even a brown paper bag would be embarrassed to hide yo sorry-ass face, muthafucka. if you were a taquitofail hobo, flea-infested dogs would feel sorry for you and whisper to their pups not to stare at you, for fear of your epic level of failness being contagious..and then they'd move on and chill with other regular hobos.

Hot Dude A : Hey look it's Audra and Zef

Hot Dude B : Oh yeah dude, they're total taquitofails

Hot Dude A : No way! Lets go grab some dinner.

Hot Dude B : Fuck yeah!

by audrakay April 26, 2010

Taquito-raped

An act of public intoxication in which you go to Quick Trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. Usually takes place when cops are around.

"Dude! Are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!"
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."

by TRedBecca August 9, 2012

Seattle Taquito

When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.

Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.

by the tacquistador November 30, 2013

taquito

The offspring of 'Taco Benders'. Often seen running uncontrolled around the WalMart store.

These little taquitos drive me nuts, let's get the fuck out of here.

by Immigration January 11, 2008

taquito

Spanish for a small taco. Also a slang for a Mexican's micropenis.

I used to date a Mexican guy, his taquito was adorable!

by Earfox October 2, 2017

Tanitoluwa

Short,funny,popular and attractive.They also have tomboyish in nature

Don't be a tanitoluwa

by 😊Hotcakefran. November 27, 2021