Tapioca Blop Blop

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

taxidermacised

A western term for describing an act of taxidermy after it has taken place.

'That rabbit has just been taxidermacised'
'Silly cow has been taxidermacised'

by the_bloody_august September 20, 2016

Tapiwa

Tapiwa is a person who seems reserved and shy but in true light she is bonkers and quirky. She has a small circle of friends and hates drama and is a people pleaser. Tapiwa is a gift from God to anybodies life.

I wish a Tapiwa would enter my life.

by Kayla Johannes September 22, 2018

Tapado

is Mexican slang for someone that is either ignorant,a dumb ass, dumb fuck, etc.

Joe: Look at that bitch over there she's wants some dick ey?
Cruz: Fuck it homles Imma go hit that shit.
Jorge: Where's he going can I go?
Joe: What do you mean where he going? You know where fucking TAPADO

by Kawmik January 26, 2011

tapinko

Flick of the finger on the side of the head

I got a tapinko for being a jerk

by Agownley December 14, 2014

Tapioca Tie

When a women swallows your load but it runs back out thru her stoma hole and down the front of her shirt. Leaving a oatmeal trail resembling a neck tie.

I gave Tracy a Tapioca Tie last night after our AA class.

by River Jim October 15, 2018

Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010