can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.
pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy
pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy
by kymlanna March 10, 2007
Get the tamponmug. by sheeney123 January 16, 2011
Get the tamponmug. by Fred July 23, 2004
Get the tamponmug. by Growing up fast. November 22, 2007
Get the tamponmug. Synonym for being a childish or bitch.
Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.
Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.
The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.
by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 4, 2004
Get the tamponmug. A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.
Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
by SlopNChop June 7, 2017
Get the Tamponmug. by Kyle November 2, 2003
Get the Tamponmug.