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the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011
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Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021
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Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011
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Tallahassee publix

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.
Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!
by Rickymixx February 14, 2022
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Tallahassee Windex

Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
by Stunna man Mike, son September 30, 2010
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Tallahassee Special

A delicious Christmas Drink of

1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk
If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.
by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 29, 2020
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Tallahassee Tickle

When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?
by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020
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