Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

by Quebosh November 11, 2006

Taberfuck

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

Tabes

Another word for breasts.
Tits

"Yo dawg, you see the tabes on shawty!"
"Damn"

by Suque January 23, 2009

Tabernacle

often used in Quebec in the form of: Tabarnak.

Tabernacle is a swear.

1 Tabarnak! Kossé k'tu vien de faire la!?
2 Toé mon tabarnak!

by soulvacuum January 5, 2005

taberknackle

The act of christening material items belonging to someone other than yourself with male genialia.

When Sherman went to the head, I TABERKNACKLED the mouthpiece on his phone.

by Suspence and the MIS Gang October 4, 2004

Tabeezy

Mofuckin' Tobasco sauce, nigs.

"Gimme somadat Mofuckin' Tabeezy sauce, nigs."

"Tabeezy!"

by Legit Mastah Addies February 18, 2010