Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant bacteria manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the pecker to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.

Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!

by Jypsy April 7, 2008

Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed

"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"

by celticmom July 8, 2006

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

hacker syphillis

This is where a normal end user , who thinks that they are invulnerable to viruses and hacker attacks, does a scan on their machine to reveal that they actually have been infected with viruses that number more than the number of files on their machine.

This is typically an end user of the 1d10t level, who thinks that the monitor is often called a TV.

medical transcriptions fall into this category very clearly.

Yep, that girl Danene, she got hacker syphillis.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

syphilis

It killed Kenny! That bastard!

Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's

by L0Ljoker124 October 21, 2010

Black Syphilis

A very fast incurable STD found in the Far East that lesds to death pretty damn quick.

During the Vietnam War it has been rumored that a lot of our MIA's were the victims of "Black Syphilis" and detained and isolated untill they died..

by Luckier Than Shit April 26, 2009

Syphilized

To catch or have syphilis. Also used to describe someone who is insane, whether it is because of syphilis or not (because syphilis causes insanity if not treated).

"I just had sex with a hooker that had syphilis. I have been syphilized!"

Or

"That guy is acting crazy! He must be syphilized!"

by Durpe December 10, 2008