No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome

"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"

by Coochielesssince99 December 9, 2021

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

Percy jackson syndrome

Founded from the movie percy jackson and the olympians the lighting theif. When a movie, show, or any kind of media strays so far from the original source material that other than the names it's unrecognizable to thew fans.

fullmetal alchemist fan: WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY GOT PERCY JACKSON SYNDROME!

non fan: how so?

fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother

by masterofpercyjackson March 4, 2014

g-note syndrome

When you've been so touched by MCR that you will forever remember what the g-note on a piano sounds like and react to it suddenly.

Man, she's got some serious g-note syndrome. Every time I hit the g, Sarah shoots her head up. What does she think this is? The Black Parade?

by Emmartheindomitable January 28, 2017

Post Anime Depression Syndrome

Post Anime Depression Syndrome or PADS is a Depression Syndrome which can happen after finishing an Anime . Mostly PADS happens because you like the Anime too much and can Connect to the Characters but the show ends. You may find the Characters like your friends and miss them .

PADS : Post Anime Depression Syndrome

by Jiit April 21, 2021

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

by Larry Horist August 19, 2014