syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

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Syphilis

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".

by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010

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Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.

My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.

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Symphonism

An over-glorification of a school symphony band and/or marching band. Often frowned upon, generally disliked or absolutely hated by anyone that is not a part of the band because of the band members' air of superiority, weirdness, and overall annoyingness.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate those band geeks. They're so goddamn annoying.

Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Our school is a total symphonism.

by BandH8r February 8, 2014

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syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!

James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.

by wochebok October 8, 2014

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