Swoon Magnet

When someone is so beautiful, perfect, and attractive physically and mentally. that they attract many folks of the same and opposite sex.

Have you met that super babe Casey? She is such a Swoon magnet .

by PegMePeggy December 4, 2018

Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.

"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."

by kitschicat June 10, 2012

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

Swoon

A word used as a substitute to "Junky" or an other substance abuser

"Jake is such a swoon."

by Walmart Shopping Cart May 19, 2023

swoon

Is a way online to show that you are attracted to them, you often make a "whoooo" sound when swooning

hot person: hi
person: Oh, hi *swoon* whooooo

by Elner January 1, 2018

SWOON

the thing the knight does in Deltarune!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Susie: “Not so tough now, are yo-
*SWOON*

by Thatshaxo July 9, 2025

SWOON

Swoon is a sad young man he distracts himself with booze,weed,and games he complains about life's problems but does nothing to fix them he falls in love easily because he hasn't had any human contact in a year he often thinks about suicide because he is too tired of life itself he often asks himself "why was I born" but, he still has potential to fix his mistakes and get the fuck out the grave he dug

"oh it's a Swoon"

by horny cripster March 16, 2021