Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."
by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011
Get the Swifting mug.1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...
2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
by Nitro Man March 15, 2009
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Get the Swifting mug.swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.
-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.
-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.
by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011
Get the Swifting mug.When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.
Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
by Lollipop1011 August 27, 2015
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.
Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!
by PepeChicago August 16, 2012
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Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"
Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"
by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012
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