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haunted swingset

When you fuck a woman in a sex swing in the dark, and you have friends hiding in the dark come jerk off on her without her knowing
"For our anniversary, he gave me a haunted swingset."
by Mcketcham May 31, 2018
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ringus stingus

Medical sounding name referring to the stinging sensation of the sphincter, often experienced after a highly spiced meal.
Oh god, I shouldn’t have eaten that madras last night. Now I’ve got a bad case of ringus stingus.”
by Big Blue Fish October 21, 2022
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She be lovin' them swings

When a girl is on the swings with a bra that is not very supportive and everything goes flying... not a pretty sight to anyone around, except the guys!
Friend 1: Did you see Kelsey on the swings yesterday?
Friend 2: Yeahh! She be lovin' them swings!
Friend 1: oh yeah! Kelsey be lovin' them swings alright!
by Bainy96 September 20, 2011
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Fat nick ass swings

When someone is throwing the weakest fucking punches you’ve ever seen
Man, them fat nick ass swings lmao
by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020
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arm swings

(n) The fatty, gelatinous, sagging skin that appears underneath the length of the arm from the shoulder down to the elbow.

Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.

Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.
Observer #1: "Hey, look at that fat chick power-walking. She kinda waddles like a duck."

Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."
by P. Dubya June 28, 2007
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coffee swings

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!
by maximus April 22, 2004
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Little brown men on swings

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.
by the snercher November 29, 2010
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