Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

by Nghia February 2, 2006

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Swinkling

When you fuck her so hard she shrink

I want to swinkling Sarah

by Quazeswinkle June 8, 2018

Stinging taron

When one puts a stinging roger up one nostril and snorts a big toke.

Mark: Hey I saw Chris do a stinging taron last night. He was crying for like 15 minutes
James: What a flog

by burnthecow September 28, 2017

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Cat Swinging Re-Re

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

Stingring

that intensly hot feeling on your bung hole while passing last nights spicy chow. Helpful hint; baby wipes exstinguish the fire! See close friend "Beersmears"

Clay: Damn that mexican food left its mark!
Linc: Ha ha ya no doubt I got some serious stingring!!

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009