swimmerproblems 

Problems an amazing group of athletes sometime have with their sport. It's usually something to do with their coach, or appearance.

ie. awkward tan lines, hard sets, having no time of their own, not being able to seep in on weekends, never having enough food

"Hey man, can you come to the party tonight?"
"Sorry, I have practice."
"Yeah. You got swimmerproblems."

swimmerproblems by live_the_chlorine_life February 5, 2014

Floor Swimmer 

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

Floor Swimmer by FrigOff April 15, 2014

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body 

A hot guy, whos very fit and swims.
Originates from a hannah montanah episode

A: did u see jack?
B: noo
A: ohh thats too bad hes a hottie lamati with the swimmers body
B: oooh sounds nice. whered you see him?

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body by fgvhbnvfghbjnkm September 29, 2012

swimmer

A person who trains rigrously almost everyday to reach their athletic potential. Rarely aren't found eating. Stick with their own kind like peanut butter on a pinecone. Love cold water, and waking up a 5:00 in the morning to practice for two hours and thirty minutes and still go to school afterwards. They don't all have big penises and not all of them are tan, but they are one damn sexy human being. Swimmers also tend to look squishy despite the standard six-pack. This is because they spend almost every day saturated in water. Thus making their flesh automatically glisten. Shaving parties occur often.

Shaving? Yes, swimmers shave everything.

swimmer by Ivey Welton April 1, 2008

Stanford Swimmer 

Being fucked while unconscious behind a dumpster!

I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.

Stanford Swimmer by Ronsconsin June 8, 2016

Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.

After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.

Swimmer Balls by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009

Swimmer

an overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. The guys are sick. They are ridiculous athletes and can not be compared to their pussy counterparts during the winter. Such as basketball, and wrestling. Swimmers are also known to appear to be on pot. They are lazy, always hungry, and sometimes have bloodshot eyes due to the chlorine. This is only due to the ridiculous amount of training. They are also really good in bed.

Hot Girl 1- Hey

Hot Girl 2- hey the other night i had amazing sex with a swimmer. He kept going and going
Hot Girl 1- Nice, im going to get laid by a swimmer now

Swimmer by hnfdkjasj; May 17, 2009