One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
Get the Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bendsmug. You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
Get the Swiffer wet jetmug. When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .
by Squizz we December 22, 2021
Get the Swiffermug. Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
Get the Swiffermug. The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
Get the Swiffermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the Swiffer, swiFfer, swiffeRmug. A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022
Get the Swiffermug.