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dick swindler

Idividual who steals other's cock photo, and passes it along as their's, in order to mask their lack of male endowment.
OMG, what a dick swindler, this dude with a baby dick posted Ron Jeremy's cock on Craigslist; and I fell for it! He could barely hit my clit, let alone my G-spot with that limp ass shit.
by Stephaura December 21, 2008
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semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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Sidler

A corporate sycophant who sidles up to superiors to flatter and impress them
She was a sidler to the manager, always hovering in his presence with a smarmy smile...
by TheOneAndOnlyCaller December 8, 2011
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Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.
I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.
by smoothie March 14, 2003
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swiller

The kind of person who loves to be romanced. Swiller is an acronym for Swoony Loving Romance. SWoony Loving Romance, or SWLR.
My girlfriend is a huge swiller, she about crapped her pants when I made a candlelight dinner for her with rose petals leading to it.
by beenachoy December 21, 2008
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