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Swede

The man working in the back of the a perkins family restaraunt.... most likely dressed in full leather and chained to the wall....
Man... look at the swede... he looks hot today....
by The Swede February 10, 2004
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Sweding

Based of the movie Be Kind, Rewind, it's to completely make something out of scratch out of thing you thing after losing something you like or need.
"Hey, did you get that paper Professor Dickweed gave out?"
"Fuck, no. Gimme yours, I'll have to do some sweding."
by Justin Poon February 29, 2008
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Swede

Famous for their meaty balls, which they like to bring out for any guests on whatever occaision. Swedes are of a different genus as the rest of europe, which often lands them classified as "Animals" rather than human, a stereotype that is primarily caused by their massive drinking habits, with an ability to down unsurpassed amounts of hard liquor.

Swedes are often offered as a scapegoat for many of the worlds foremost issues, such as the sinking of the Vasa.

Swedes are fat, many are queer, oafs that live their lives looking forward to the Gay Pride festival in July in Stockholm.

Identifying a Swede
- Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
- An unnatural sense of jealousy towards Norway
- Smell of alcohol on their breath
- Stench of failure
How is a swede similar to semen?
Only one in a million becomes something
by Pedro Palaguchi August 18, 2008
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Swedes

A commonly random sent message by iphones this could be a word used for something that you were trying to describe as sweet, or maybe even Swedish, but never the less this means you need a new iphone immediately and you should contact your phone company as soon as possible.
Man kevin that picture is really swedes but i think my ihpone might be haunted
by Mr. S-Powers October 6, 2010
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Swindling Swede

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
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Puma Swede

An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.
Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!
by Al Frankenstein October 16, 2008
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dumb swede

Reference to the John Candy movie "Summer Rental". When a person asks a dumb question or does something dumb, they are being a dumb swede.
Person 1: Oh no, I rounded off the head of this screw.

Rich: Righty tighty lefty loosey you dumb swede!!
by bluesurf1981 June 18, 2007
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