Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

Swandy

Sweaty & Sandy what you get when sandboarding or playing in the sand.

When I fell while sandboarding I ended up getting so Swandy

by sponsored by dad January 13, 2009

Swarden

- A sexual act. The guy has a weird fucking fetish of tying up the girl, bending her over the table, and fucking her like a prison bitch. That's the SWARDEN. Fuckin WEIRDO.

1. That bitch over there got swardened last night!

by T3456789 April 17, 2014

Shardy

shady shitty uncool and not something desired

"That fucker gave me a shardy bike"

"You're ripping me off!!! I won't take a shardy deal"

by Angelik September 28, 2008

Swordy

A game played by homosexuals in which they use there penises in the place of swords replicating the popular sport of fencing. Where they arouse each other from the clashes of each others penises. The loser is the first to go limp, where the winner gets the privilege of slapping his penis in the face of his defeated combatant.

It has been known to cause heavy bruising to the penis and even blood has been drawn in the fierciest of swordy battles.

An guard!!! draw your sword joel!!lets battle, lets play swordy!

by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007

sward

Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007

Swordy

A non-NPC character from the game World of Warcraft. Revered as a living legend, said to be able to own Ragnaros with a single swing. His trusty sword is called the Zin'Rokh, a drop from Hakkar in ZG.

Commonly placed with; lawl, zomg, laserz, pew pew, owns, ownage, kapow.

"Zomg Swordy pew pew!"

by Swordy. September 18, 2008