Swank

Adj. Lavish

Emperor Qín Shǐhuáng Ling was burried in a totally swank underground palace.

by californiastandardizedtest June 8, 2011

Swank

A posh wank. When you masterbate with a condom on so there is no mess to clean up after.

Last night I treated myself to a swank.

by bob90 February 17, 2010

swank

Cool to the point of indifferent. Impossible to get bothered.

So your girl dumped ya?

Don't care, I'm fookin'swank..

by Jimmy swaggers like a courtchester August 23, 2006

Swank

Masturbating in the shower: Shower + wank = swank!

Can have adverse side effects if you don't watch where your load goes...

"Dude, I always start the day with a swank"
"Is that why there's always cum crusties on your leg hairs"
"yea..."
"Worth it"

by Emface April 1, 2009

swank

ultra classy to the point of nausia

Damn that person, they think they're so swank.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

swank

fuckin badass. such a better word than scuff.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Swank

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...

by hellatightOGforizzle May 22, 2014